[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.defuckto.cz\/cekarny-pro-muze\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.defuckto.cz\/cekarny-pro-muze\/","headline":"\u010cek\u00e1rny pro mu\u017ee","name":"\u010cek\u00e1rny pro mu\u017ee","description":"Jak to vid\u00ed \u017eena: \u0161ati\u010dky, suk\u00fdnky, svet\u0159\u00edky, boti\u010dky, chci je. Hned. Jde se na to. Navrhnu man\u017eelovi, \u017ee pot\u0159ebujeme ud\u011blat velk\u00fd n\u00e1kup, a\u0165 se mnou zajede do velk\u00e9ho n\u00e1kupn\u00edho centra. A\u017e nakoup\u00edme potraviny, sko\u010d\u00edm si do p\u00e1r butik\u016f s\u00a0had\u0159\u00edky a vyberu si n\u011bco \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9ho. On mezit\u00edm pohl\u00edd\u00e1 voz\u00edk. Jak to vid\u00ed mu\u017e: Zas je z\u00a0n\u011b\u010deho...","datePublished":"2019-07-02","dateModified":"2023-05-02","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.defuckto.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.defuckto.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c61c2d82e330ff9c70cf023b4c62d411e8407bcb38f85df591fa270717754b44?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c61c2d82e330ff9c70cf023b4c62d411e8407bcb38f85df591fa270717754b44?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"defuckto.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.defuckto.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a349706_w2018_t1564825673.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.defuckto.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a349706_w2018_t1564825673.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.defuckto.cz\/cekarny-pro-muze\/","wordCount":474,"articleBody":"Jak to vid\u00ed \u017eena: \u0161ati\u010dky, suk\u00fdnky, svet\u0159\u00edky, boti\u010dky, chci je. Hned. Jde se na to. Navrhnu man\u017eelovi, \u017ee pot\u0159ebujeme ud\u011blat velk\u00fd n\u00e1kup, a\u0165 se mnou zajede do velk\u00e9ho n\u00e1kupn\u00edho centra. A\u017e nakoup\u00edme potraviny, sko\u010d\u00edm si do p\u00e1r butik\u016f s\u00a0had\u0159\u00edky a vyberu si n\u011bco \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9ho. On mezit\u00edm pohl\u00edd\u00e1 voz\u00edk.\tJak to vid\u00ed mu\u017e: Zas je z\u00a0n\u011b\u010deho nad\u0161en\u00e1, proboha kolik to bude st\u00e1t? A mus\u00ed to v\u016fbec m\u00edt? V\u017edy\u0165 m\u00e1 plnou sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 oble\u010den\u00ed a na sebe si bere jen jedno. Pro\u010d mus\u00edme jet do n\u00e1kupn\u00edho centra, tolik lid\u00ed, koneckonc\u016f by sta\u010dilo koupit sal\u00e1m, chleba a pivo. To je p\u0159ece to nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. D\u00e1vaj\u00ed fotbal a j\u00e1 zas budu hodiny \u010dekat n\u011bkde mezi f\u016frou lid\u00ed (\u017eensk\u00fdch), kter\u00e9 nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed \u201en\u011bco\u201c koupit. Ale nev\u011bd\u00ed co. Jen v\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee je to nutn\u00e9 a nesnese to odklad. \tSt\u011b\u017e\u00ed kde je alespo\u0148 jedna lavi\u010dka p\u0159ed kabinkami a jin\u00ed chlapi, taky \u201e\u010dekaj\u00edc\u00ed\u201c jen tak bezradn\u011b jeden po druh\u00e9m kouk\u00e1, jestli to nebude vypadat blb\u011b, kdy\u017e si tam vedle sebe sednou, nebo, kdo si lavi\u010dku utrhne d\u0159\u00edv a bude tam sed\u011bt s\u00e1m. A \u010dekat s\u00e1m. Kdyby tak existovaly \u010dek\u00e1rny pro mu\u017ee. Ne\u017e si jejich partnerky kone\u010dn\u011b vyberou. To by byla n\u00e1dhera! U\u017e to vid\u00edm v\u00a0barv\u00e1ch, mohli bychom na velk\u00e9 televizi sledovat fotbal, nebo hokej, zahr\u00e1t si t\u0159eba biliard, k\u00a0tomu alko \/ nealko n\u00e1poje, to by bylo fajn. To \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed by se stalo z\u00e1bavou, pak by chlapi nem\u011bli takovou nechu\u0165 jet do n\u00e1kupn\u00edho centra a t\u011bch n\u011bkolik hodin, co si jejich partnerka vyb\u00edr\u00e1, by jim kr\u00e1sn\u011b uteklo. N\u00e1dhera. Kdy\u017e u\u017e to mus\u00ed b\u00fdt, tak takhle. \tJen\u017ee nic takov\u00e9ho nen\u00ed. Bohu\u017eel.\tNechceme b\u00fdt jen hl\u00edda\u010di voz\u00edku, \u010dekateli a plati\u010di \u00fa\u010dt\u016f v\u0161eho toho nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebn\u00e9ho z\u00a0d\u016fvodu touhy na\u0161\u00ed partnerky b\u00fdt in.\t\tStejn\u011b tak je to i s\u00a0\u0159\u00edzen\u00edm, stali jsme se dobrovoln\u00fdmi \u0159idi\u010di sv\u00fdch \u017een na cest\u00e1ch po n\u00e1kupech, za z\u00e1bavou a povinnostmi. Nel\u00edb\u00ed se n\u00e1m to, jen\u017ee nem\u00e1me s\u00edlu v\u00e9st s\u00a0partnerkami obs\u00e1hl\u00e9 debaty na t\u00e9ma v\u00fdmluv, pro\u010d ani tentokr\u00e1t ne\u0159\u00eddila, p\u0159esto\u017ee m\u00e1 u\u017e tak dlouho \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k. Je to vy\u010derp\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed. A tak st\u00e1le dokola a dokola vyhnout se dal\u0161\u00edm rozep\u0159\u00edm, \u0159\u00edd\u00edme a voz\u00edme je, kam je pot\u0159eba. Neradi, ale z\u00a0l\u00e1sky k\u00a0nim.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.7\/5 - (9 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"\u010cek\u00e1rny pro mu\u017ee","item":"https:\/\/www.defuckto.cz\/cekarny-pro-muze\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]